• Tess in Print

    All Tess's books and short stories

Gravy Train

How far would you go for £80,000?

Crime pays. So barmaid Sandra thinks, but she's reckoned without a whole host of losers and low-lifes including a mugger, a car thief, a gang boss and her own terrible almost-uncle George. They're all great at helping themselves, but will any of them manage to hang on to it?

A noir comedy of errors set around the back streets and canals of Birmingham, published by All Due Respect and available as either e-book or paperback.

On a shorter note...

Tess has always specialised in short stories and over the years these have darkened the pages of many anthologies and magazines. Scroll down for more...

Rabbit Stew

Feeling peckish? Tess's macabre short story 'Rabbit Stew' appears in Skin & Bones, a tasty cannibal-themed collection from Down & Out Books.

Last Chance Saloon

A dirty weekend, a remote country road, and a beat-up car. What could possibly go wrong? Charity anthology from the Crime & Publishment attendees.

My Own Eggsecutioner

A stolen Faberge egg, an antiques shop and a pair of scissors lead to disaster. Charity anthology benefitting Sophie's Appeal and Hospice UK.

Wheel Man

"This wasn't car theft, it was a coup." Car thief Justine is forced to take desperate action when her boss won't take her cars any more.

Running Late

Calling time on a bent copper, in every sense of the word. A tense short story in this anthology from Shotgun Honey.

Singing From the Same Sheet

The difference between good and bad may be smaller than you think... A dark tale with a 'punch in the gut' ending.

Dead Man Walking

You can't be done for murder if you're dead... Charity anthology in aid of the Marfan Foundation. An audio version is also available on Soundcloud.

Snow Joke

Two burglars get caught in a snowstorm - but this is snow joke! Charity anthology in aid of prison reform campaign Nation Inside.

The Train Now Leaving

A marriage made in heaven? Definitely not... Charity Crime & Publishment anthology benefiting Hearing Dogs for the Deaf.

Money Laundering

Putting a whole new spin on money laundering - in just 81 words!

Tuning the Old Joanna

A man, his wife, her lover, and his piano feature in a lesson in disharmony.

Even more stories...

Phew. That lot not enough for you? Then how about some more, from online magazines this time...