Tess in Print
All Tess's books and short stories
How far would you go for £80,000?
Crime pays. So barmaid Sandra thinks, but she's reckoned without a whole host of losers and low-lifes including a mugger, a car thief, a gang boss and her own terrible almost-uncle George. They're all great at helping themselves, but will any of them manage to hang on to it?
A noir comedy of errors set around the back streets and canals of Birmingham, published by All Due Respect and available as either e-book or paperback.
Tess has always specialised in short stories and over the years these have darkened the pages of many anthologies and magazines. Scroll down for more...
Feeling peckish? Tess's macabre short story 'Rabbit Stew' appears in Skin & Bones, a tasty cannibal-themed collection from Down & Out Books.
A dirty weekend, a remote country road, and a beat-up car. What could possibly go wrong? Charity anthology from the Crime & Publishment attendees.
A stolen Faberge egg, an antiques shop and a pair of scissors lead to disaster. Charity anthology benefitting Sophie's Appeal and Hospice UK.
"This wasn't car theft, it was a coup." Car thief Justine is forced to take desperate action when her boss won't take her cars any more.
Calling time on a bent copper, in every sense of the word. A tense short story in this anthology from Shotgun Honey.
The difference between good and bad may be smaller than you think... A dark tale with a 'punch in the gut' ending.
You can't be done for murder if you're dead... Charity anthology in aid of the Marfan Foundation. An audio version is also available on Soundcloud.
Two burglars get caught in a snowstorm - but this is snow joke! Charity anthology in aid of prison reform campaign Nation Inside.
A marriage made in heaven? Definitely not... Charity Crime & Publishment anthology benefiting Hearing Dogs for the Deaf.
Phew. That lot not enough for you? Then how about some more, from online magazines this time...
Hilariously horrible "missing scene" from 'Gravy Train'. You may never be able to watch Blazing Saddles again...
An ex-soldier regrets helping a bunch of animal liberationists. But will her revenge take the form you expect?
A pair of metal thieves target a statue made from knives. What could possibly go wrong?
Poignant tale set in Liverpool during two different (real-life) riots and featuring Simon and Garfunkel, the Pied Piper of Hamelin, and a magic flute
A dark, tragic tale with a very unusual narrator, inspired by Tess's former trademark red umbrella.
Markie's nervous about his new job when he meets some nutter on the bus. But it seems he needn't have worried after all...
A wry tale about a gang of highwaymen, with an unexpectedly modern twist.
Ultra-short story about a pervert and a missing mobile phone, where everything isn't quite what it seems.
Twisted little story that brings a whole new meaning to the saying 'look before you leap'.
Dark, vicious tale about a kid trying to fit in on a modern estate.
Black-as-night tale that blurs the edges between fantasy and reality.
Comedy of errors involving a slighted crime boss and a banana skin.